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Here are some of our previuos posts before we moved to Twitter

August

Name: shiny-hiney
comments: I'm a Dick because it goes good with beaver

Name: jarod
comments: I'm a Dick because
i have got dumpt 38 times becouse ilook at other wemmen.

Name: marcus
comments: I'm a Dick because I told too many people about the wrong thing so now my "kinda" girlfriend is pissed

Name: linda
comments: I'm a Dick because im on this goofy ass shit to shit let me ask you something do any of yall suck then get off this site!

Name: linda
comments: I'm a Dick because everyone says i am

Name: Ivan Od
comments: I'm a Dick because i dont need one
i wish i had tits

Name: fudgemo
comments: I'm not a dick all these other dicks are
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

Name: P Nesshead
comments: I'm a Dick because i shagged a dog and blamed the farmer.

Name: steven williams
comments: I'm a Dick because i talk 2 much shit

Name: Joe
comments: I'm a Dick because esuaceb kciD a m'I

Name: Frank
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to be a Dick...you go that? ASSHOLE!!!

Name: bob
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm typing this with my penis

Name: Cle
comments: I'm a Dick because I know I'm a dick, I like being a dick. It's fun.

July

Name: d-Na$tY
comments: I'm a Dick because im mean to girls

Name: James Pepp
comments: I'm a Dick because i have quite of a lot of friends who call me dicks

Name: Jon
comments: I'm a Dick because I stayed at a friend's place and pissed the bed. Then I threw my pissy underwear under his bed and left.

Name: Bubba " Meat Thang" Washington
comments: I'm a Dick because das wut everybuddy saiz I am. I thanks ahm reely hot shit cuz ah gots me dis reely huge cock an ahma gunna pull it on out an slap it upside yo haid iffin yall done give me the proper spect ah deeserve, aight?
Abm gwointer slap my big black jonson raiht up said da haid o the nex ho dat be dissin me wif her shit jus cuz ah gots me da bomb, chillin crib see? An jus cuz I gots me a big shiny cadalac, an ahm warin aw dis spensive jury an all dat done meen dat I is stoopid see?
Muhfah somebiatch. yo yO YO!!! Chill, brah..woid up. Dissin me ...dat's dope. aight? Bust a cap off in yer fuggin ass.. mofugger git sum fuggin SPECT round heah...

Name: Chris
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm wasting my time by visiting shit websites like this. And I hate everyone. Especially you.

Name: Kevin Lack
comments: I'm a Dick because I sell insurance

Name: ya
comments: I'm a Dick because I have a fucking asshole boyfriend

Name: amy Corn
comments: im a dik cos im a lesbian and like to shag sheep and i stik off fish and fuks stephanie J

Name: kayleigh Pel
comments: im a dik cos itell evr1 im pregnant wen im not

Name: Leah Y
comments: im a dik cos my eyes stik out more dan my tits do

June

Name: jacob hun
comments: I'm a Dick because i love burger nipples

Name: david whit
comments: I'm a Dick because i love old ladys nockers !!!!!!!!!

Name: donny ball
comments: I'm a Dick because i cheated on my wife and my girlfriend. i lied to both of em. i am truly a piece of shit

Name: katheryn
comments: I'm a Dick because i have one and like it up da but mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Name: Dick Jonathon
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a wonderfull women (girlfriend) but i dont feel the click with her, and catch myself looking for a more compatible women.

Name: Matt
comments: I'm a Dick because i randomly typed www.imadick.com into IE to see what came up.

Name: coner james
comments: I'm a Dick because i love u

May

Name: James P + Dan M
comments: We're dicks because, we got big dick. we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks we're dicks

Name: dan hunt
comments: I'm a Dick because i luv men not lol

Name: Mark T
comments: I'm a Dick because I LOVE JENSON BUTTONS!

Name: laura bird
comments: i miss u lots

Name: AMANDA
comments: I'm a Dick because THATS WHAT I LIKE TO LICK AND RIDE

April

Name: Martin Dudley
comments: I'm a Dick because i treated my girlfriend like a servant for 2 years, use then dump all my so-called mates, and have never managed to sustain an erection for long enough to satisfy any woman ever!

Name: Dan Walsh
comments: I'm a Dick because I went out and bought a GAY LG phone that no one else wants!

Name: Dick
comments: I'm a Dick because bec

Name: maz
comments: I'm a Dick because im from shitty london where everyone dicks one anotherause my name is dick and i cant tell my left from my right

Name: tiffany
comments: I'm a Dick because I'M A EVIL BITCH

Name: The Bean
comments: I'm a Dick because I chew Dicklicks cinnamon cum ..ooops I mean gum...

Name: NotoriousMojo
comments: I'm a Dick because Because it sucks to be Balls!

Name: Shannon H
comments: I'm a Dick because i am in this website looking for the worlds biggest dick.

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because that"s what you'll notice before you'll notice anything else. The print itself is something to scared of.

Name: kathryne
comments: I'M a dick because that all i think about.

Name: Mark Ha
comments: I'm a Dick because I really, really enjoy killing drifters with pitchforks

Name: Frank
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to be a Dick...you go that? ASSHOLE!!!

Name: bob
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm typing this with my penis

Name: Cle
comments: I'm a Dick because I know I'm a dick, I like being a dick. It's fun.

Name: poopy dick
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a dick

Name: NOT HERE
comments: I'm a Dick because i am gay in school

March

Name: matthew
comments: I'm a Dick because i wont get my friend a cigarette

Name: Harry C
comments: I'm a Dick because I just found out my momma has one too! I found out the hard way, if you know what I mean...

Name: henta lover
comments: I'm a Dick because i like henta :)

Name: Aaron
comments: I'm a Dick because I actually have amushroom shaped
head

Name: CRYSTAL
comments: I'm a Dick because I LOVE SEX.

Name: the gimp
comments: I'm a Dick because I told a girl that her breath stunk when she tried to kiss me. She hasn't spoken to me since.

Name: Rod
comments: I'm a Dick because i have nothing better to do than fill this hellfor saken box in

Name: Roberto
comments: I'm an international Dick, my name is Ricardo Cabeza

Name: Jamie w
comments: I'm a Dick because i treted my girlfriend like propa shit man init n im liek such a caav bro and i think sk8rs suck cos i wanna be 1 wooo man im such a fukin lil dick ive never wanked off befor cos i cant even seen my dick :-9 life is horrible place dese days :-(

Name: reggae
comments: I'm a Dick because reggae is the coolest music ever..and everything else sucks..TENOR SAW LIVES IN ALL OF US! ONE LOVE ONE TRUE LOVE PEACE AND SOLINDARITY FEROM THE ONE MOST HIGH>>JAH BLESSED JAH LEAVING THIS BABYLON FOR ONE TRUE EVERNESS

Name: emily f
comments: I'm a Dick because i fucked your moms lol

Name: samilita
comments: I'm a Dick because
i dumped my boyfriend to go w/ is best friend thats why i am a dick i love u

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because i fucked your dad

Name: Brianna
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a really big nose & cant a really hot boyfrind

Name: balloon
comments: I'm a Dick because i look like a big internet nipple

Name: alex fine
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a poster of a dick on the wall

Name: loopeyloo
comments: I'm a Dick because im on this fucking crap site

Name: bob
comments: I'm a Dick because i once dressed up as a dick and have never left that costume, i wear it all the time. it makes me feel manly but people think im gay. DICKS RULE

Name:
comments: I am a dick because I inherited it from my crap father

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because i recently came across your fucking shit website

Name: Harry C
comments: I'm a Dick because I have no idea what I am talking about. I go around posting shit on peoples web sites and basically I take it up the ass whenever I can.

Name: donthatemecosim
comments: I'm a Dick because !'/\/\ 50 [)4/\/\N 1337

Name: Crazy girl
comments: I'm a Dick because i love to party & f w/guys who have girlfriends and who sneak out at night to come see me and drink all my stuff and i burn pancakes and take cold showers and make fun of/hate our best friend...I LOVE YOU JOHNATHAN SCOTT! ;)

Name: Gary
comments: I'm a Dick because I`m going with a bitch

February

Name: Sparkleicous
comments: I'm a Dick because i want to funk john scott

Name: KYUPY
comments: I'm a Dick because I kill you now with knife!

Name: 5() [)4/\/\N 1337
comments: !'/\/\ 4 [)!C/< 83C4(_)53 !'/\/\ 1337

Name: Dick Dicker
comments: I'm a Dick because thats what my mother

Name: clair
comments: im a dick becouse i love singing

Name: chris baldwin
comments: I'm a Dick because i got beaten the shit out of by a girl and have to use a magnifying glass to have a wank!

Name: Bohemian Prince(ss)
comments: I'm a Dick because I I know Rob Payne.
;) Just wanted to see if you were still keeping up with ur website. lol. too funny. Hope you're still in school, giving them hell. email me sometime. kristinrglee@hotmail.com

Name: Tom
comments: I'm a Dick because I like dick in my mouf.

Name: Matt Beck
comments: I'm a Dick because I like dick. And you are what you eat

Name: james
comments: I'm a Dick because i am having an affair with my mates(bryn)chick cus shes soooooo hot!!!!

Name: barry
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a cheesy dick and wanked so much i broke my hand(oooopps)

Name: katheryn
comments: I'm a Dick because im a stuck up flat chested little bitch and think i own the world(i did shag paul )!!!!

Name: james
comments: I'm a Dick because i am having an affair with my mates(bryn)chick cus shes soooooo hot!!!!

Name: barry
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a cheesy dick and wanked so much i broke my hand(oooopps)

Name: chris
comments: I'm a Dick because i got beaten the shit out of by a girl and have to use a magnifying glass to have a wank!

Name: katheryn
comments: I'm a Dick because im a stuck up flat chested little bitch and think i own the world(i did shag paul )!!!!

Name: simone k
comments: I'm a Dick because i treat my friends like shit and want to go out with natalie and marry her

Name: jessy b
comments: I'm a baby Dick because evrybody in streamwood loves it

Name: terri
comments: I'm a Dick because i got one between my legs
Name: Dick Dicker
comments: I'm a Dick because thats what my mother
named me.

Name: mouth
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate everyone at Blood forum. Those fucking pricks! In fact, I love them, so that makes me even a bigger DICK. Whatever, fuck you!

Name: clair
comments: im a dick becouse i love singing

Name: JONa
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to piss ppl off and sniff croches while watching dirty dancing & i want to go biking someday with my best friend mati hahahahahhahah tehehehe im gonna pull u by the ear tehehehehehehe he

January 2005

Name: mouth
comments: I'm a Dick because I hate everyone at Blood forum. Those fucking pricks! In fact, I love them, so that makes me even a bigger DICK. Whatever, fuck you!

Name: Torped
comments: I'm a Dick because I love Polebender

Name: The Ginz
comments: I'm a Dick because I like to go to strip clubs in Atlantic City where the chicks are wearing more fucking clothes than eskimos

Name: Ryan
comments: I'm a Dick because because I cheat on my wife Reese, but in fact I know that bitch cheated on me first. Those kids ain't mine dammit! We hadn't had sex in months before she got pregnant!

Name: Gene Focker
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a sucker for love

Name: crooner
comments: I'm a Dick because i look like kenny rodgers.

Name: Global terror
comments: I'm a Dick because I sit at my computer and vegetate all day

Name: Paulie T Kropelnicki
comments: I'm a Dick because
your a dick fuck you bitch you dick

Name: simon
comments: I'm a Dick because i shag every bloke in site

Name: abysmal abyss
comments: I'm a Dick because i have to get people high for them to like me.and offer them food so the'll stay awhile.

Name: Catherine
comments: I'm a Dick because I've been trained by the BEST OF DICKS and know not how to be anything else but one now, since there's so many of them!

Name: Tom V
comments: I'm a Dick because i like to eat my cadburys cream egg with two fingers cos i can imagine that it feels like the inside of a womans rude bits!!!!!

Name: Sexxyboi
comments: I'm a Dick because I'm always excited and geting in the way of things. I also like an enormous amount of attention. Because I', so beautiful and BIG, people always want to touch on me and bump into me.

December

Name: nathen
comments: I'm a Dick because i am gay

Name: Michael P
comments: I'm a Dick because I sleep with unsuspecting young waitresses!!! and I like it!

Name: MOE
comments: I'm a Dick because iv never had sex

Name: kt p
comments: I'm a Dick because i have only just known how 2 use straightners lol

Name: ur mum
comments: ur mums shit in bed i ad er lastnite!

Name: wayne h
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a fucked up coke head!i hav a shit car!i lost my job as a pizza boy coz i ate dem al!i look like qouze-modo!my eyes sag dwn i look down sindrome!i am a copulsive liar!

Name: Fat bitch (michela)
comments: I'm a Dick because i'm a fat, saggy twat wiv loads of rolls more than a bakery.

Name: William K
comments: I'm a Dick because I neglect my girlfriend and attempt to drive off without her. I also have a male genital organ situated on my head.

Name: TweedleDum and TweedleDee
comments: I'm a Dick because
(TweedleDum): Im 30 and sitll live with my parents in a coucil house eating beans and watching countdown all fucking day.so dont fuck with me sonny jim!

(TweedleDee): Well im notreally a dick but justa pussy, unlike my friend sarah whoonce tried to touch a cows nipples, if they have any!

November

Name: Aaron F
comments: I'm a Dick because I physically abuse women, cheat on them and lie to my entire family and friends about anything i can think of.

Name:
comments: Do you guys really have lives?

Name: SMP
comments: I'm a Dick because the people around me are fucking retards and it's the only way to deal with them

Name: BIG JHONSON
comments: I'm a Dick because YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

Name:
comments: I'm not a Dick because you are. You stole them all. You bastards. I'll fucking make some chicken burgers using your burger nipples. I like burgers. They remind me of old men's willies. and O, I r8 liek taht! My willy is so long, I can put it in my ass, and remove it quick enough so I can put it in my mouth again quick enough so I can still taste the shit, and it's still warm. Yummy! Do you want some coke? One can of nipples coming right up motherfucker! I like ass cream on my chips, do you like horlics do you like chips? Do you like my flannel, i use it to clean up my messes, such as my come. I like cum in a can. Burger nipples in a kebab with a nice can of cum. Yummy Bummy tummy Fummy, Cummy. MotherFucker. I won't tell anyone if your willy feels like papercuts on me hand. I'm a Nazi, death to Jesus the Goldfish. Walk on water my ass. Fucking dickhead.

Name: Jesse
comments: I'm a Dick because I want to do very bad things to an ex and her new Boyfriend. I also cant stop thinking about the pain she caused me and I want them to fail.

Name: claire
comments: im a big jesus freak and im not even kissing my boyfriend till im married

Name: dale s
comments: I'm a Dick because i have a a big mullet and i fingerd a girl in a skip and i have a big hairy mole on my bottom

Name: shad/katie
comments: I'm a Dick because i got my saggy tits out and let loads of gimps suck them (ryan and neil)

Name: CHRISTINE
comments: I'm a Dick becauseI actually sat and read why everyone thinks they are a dick and am still thinking of donating money to keep this dicky web-site going!

Name: moby dick
comments: I'm a Dick because i have one but detaches and runs into my ass my is really big and dirty

Name: ryan p
comments: I'm a Dick because cos i think im ard but i really aint im juss a lankey 50 cent wanna be and phoned ppl in the mornin 4 no reason.

Name: jeramiya s
comments: I'm a Dick because i like them very much and ilove to hang out if you know what i mean

October

Name: laurence
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a girl who measured my boyfriend and it was 10.5 cm long on a bonor ahahahahahahaha lol i have never seen one so small and thin

Name: bryan
comments: I'm a Dick because im a fag and i like it up the butt but sometimes it hurts though because when it goes to far up it starts to burn i dont kno why though but ithink its because its not suppost to got there but my boyfriend says its normal but thats why i think im a dick

Name:
comments: I'm a Dick because i am a man ass grabber my name is jason i live in maryland

Name: David Thomas
comments: I'm a Dick because I have been to Wisconsin and laughed at the metal man while thinking of cheese

Name: Seth Thomas
comments: I'm a Dick because because i once knocked over on old woman to look up her skirt.

Name: Seamus M
comments: I'm a Dick because my parents named me Seamus.

Name: cameron
comments: I'm a Dick because i had sex with my wifes son.

Name: dick van dyke
comments: I'm a Dick because i farted

Name: Campbell
comments: I'm a Dick because I strongly like my friend Barry, and sabottaged his wedding because now there's no chance he can be with me

September

Name: L@ DI@BL@
comments: I'm a Dick because
I LOVE TO EAT PICKLES AND KETCHUP AND MUSTARD ON TOP OF AN ICE CREAM. YUMMY

Name: Michael
comments: I'm a Dick because I did my ex-wifes daughter by the guy she left me for. I am 45 she is 21. Revenge is sweet to a dick.

Name: ImAnAss2
comments: I'm a Dick because I am too open.

Name: Jon P
comments: I'm a Dick because I am an ignorent asshole. I kow nothing, but talk a lot of shit & take crappy picture and think I'm an explorer.

Name: dickie doo
comments: I'm a Dick because iam a dick my name is dick and guess what i am a prick

 
 
         
 
 
 
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